双语 | 笑话:什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

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英国人有他们独特的英式幽默,他们流传的英语笑话让人会心一笑,今天,小编给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语笑话,希望大家能开心开心,一起来看看吧!

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Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老师:谁能回到我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。 One boy throws his bag out the window. 一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。 Teacher: who just threw that?! 老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了? Boy: Me! I’m going home now. 男孩:我!我现在要回家了。

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What dog can jump higher than a building? 什么狗比大楼跳的还高? Anydog, buildings can't jump! 任何一只狗,大楼又跳不起来。

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What has a head, a tail, and no body? 什么有头、有尾,但是没有身体? A coin! 硬币。

4. What has one eye but cannot see? 什么有一只眼睛,却看不见? A needle. 针。

5. Wife: "How would you describe me?" 妻子:你会怎么形容我呢? Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." 丈夫:ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife: "What does that mean?" 妻子:那是什么意思? Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." 丈夫:迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。 Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" 妻子:哇,谢谢,但是“IJK”是什么意思呢? Husband: "I'm just kidding!" 丈夫:开个玩笑!

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The plural Form of "Child"

Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?

Tom: Men.

Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

Tom: Twins.

"孩子"的复数形式

老师:汤姆,‘男人’这个词的复数形式是什么?

汤姆:男人们。

老师:答得好。那‘孩子’的复数形式呢?

汤姆:双胞胎。

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